BEER BELLY POLKA

EVERYBODY'S ON A DIET
BUT WE HAVE A SECRET
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET
ANOTHER BEER AND DRINK IT
THEN YOU'LL FEEL SO DOGGONE GOOD
THAT ALL YOU'LL WANT TO DO
IS KEEP SWINGIN' TO THE POLKA
AND GO GET ANOTHER BREW

CHORUS:

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG ANOTHER MUG
TO THE BEER BELLY POLKA
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG ANOTHER MUG
TO THE BEER BELLY POLKA
SWILL, SWILL, SWILL ANOTHER ROUND
CAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE OUT ON THE TOWN
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS TO HAVE ANOTHER BREW
TO THE BEER BELLY POLKA

I USED TO BE A PRETTY BOY
BUT THAT'S SO FAR BEHIND ME
I AM FAT AND UGLY NOW
AND THAT IS O-K BY ME
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A BELLY
THAT'S SO BIG AND ROUND
WHEN IT COMES TO BELLY BUMPIN'
NOW I AM THE BEST IN TOWN! OH...

CHORUS

I YUST GOT OFF A FISHING BOAT
IT'S TIED UP DOWN IN BALLARD
THE CREW WE GOT SO LOADED THAT
WE COULN'T FIND SEATTLE
FIRST WE WENT TO FREMONT
AND THEN WE CAME UP HERE
DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' MICROBREW
WE'RE DRINKIN' RAINIER BEER

CHORUS

ONCE I HAD A LOVER GAL
WHO CAME HERE FROM ST LOUIE
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT SHE LIKED TO
GET ALL DRUNK AND SCREWY
WE WOULD ROMP AND PLAY ALL NIGHT
AND PARTY UNTIL DAWN
UNTIL SHE MOVED TO BELLEVUE
AND BECAME A SOCCER MOM

CHORUS

ONCE I KNEW A TEACHER CHICK
WHO LIVED IN WEST SEATTLE
SHE WOULD PUT BLACK LEATHERS ON
AND SMACK ME WITH HER PADDLE
THEN SHE TRIED TO TIE ME DOWN
AND WHIP ME INTO SHAPE
BUT THE JOB WAS MUCH TO BIG
FOR HER AND SO WE HAD TO BREAK...UP!

CHORUS

EVERYBODY LIFT A MUG
AND TOAST THE BIG BEER BELLY
THEN WELL EAT SOME SAUSAGES
WE ORDERED FROM THE DELI
THEN WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER PINT
AND SWING THE LADIES ROUND
TO THE RHYTHM OF THE POLKA
AND THE BIG BEER BELLY SOUND

Words and music by Ole "Fat Chord" Shmoe ©2003