Because like some kind of idiot savant, you can remember all the words to a song you haven't heard in twenty years, even though you have no idea where you parked your car last night.
"Hammered Man" (animated below) is the
invention of Oly and Joe Shmoe.
He's an anatomically correct proletarian 1/6 scale version of the
androgynous 50 foot tall "Hammering Man" in front of the Seattle
Art Museum, complete with gear-motor to power his arm. He has
sipped from his beer every 10 seconds on the sidewalk in front of the Blue Moon Tavern
every day since April Fools day 1999. He's been attacked by
evildoers, escaped kidnapping, checked himself into rehab, and has had major surgery
multiple times over the years,
but manages to survive, annoy, write bad poetry.
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